Thing Addams: His Mystery and Sex Appeal! It Confuses My Soul

In The Addams Family movies, Thing Addams is a hand. Some questions.

1) He drives a car. How did he pass the DMV's vision test to get his license?

2) How does he apply sunscreen?

3) How does he stay alive? They say the quickest way to a man's heart is his stomach. He has none.

Handy Facts

Thing is a man’s hand.

In an old photo, Thing’s parents are each a male and female hand!